Ian Flynn continued to walk on the damp grass below him. He
had forgot to take his wellys so he was wearing his new nike trainers. As the
falling rain started to get worst, he zipped up his coat and ran towards
mcdonalds. When he started to hear rubbish music, he realised that he was
close. Once he had reached the famous greasy fast food shop, he took a deep
breath in relief and started to lick his lips. Quickly, he went into McDonalds
and ordered the vegertarian option. Excitedly, Ian tucked into his vegetable
wrap. As he left the warm fast food restarurant, he saw some beautiful ladies
staring and laughing at him. “Look at him, he’s shorter than me, “ shouted one
of the ladies in a group of 4 hapilly. Ian looked at them, pretended to laugh
and walked away. Ian was 5ft 4 and was definitely embaressed about it. He never
had a human girlfriend as every female that he ever met was taller than him. A
couple of months later, Ian decided to live with someone else- who would not necceralily
be a human. A cat. He got a cat called Rhuabarb. A gourgous caramel coloured
kitten that pured to wake Ian up every single morning. Years and years and
years went by and as those years went by, Ian got more and more cats. As Ian
got more and more attracted to cats, he decided to meet another cat person like
himself. He met a lady who had white cat called Rodney, a man with two ginger
cats, one called Peter and one called Henry, he met a university student who
didn’t have any cats but she wanted some and then he met a lady who was his
age, his height and had 2 cute little kittens. After months of seeing this
lovely women, he realised that he loved her. So after knowing her for 3 years,
instead of asking her to go out with him, them and the 6 cats had a day
together and during that day Ian and Flora got married. Thanks to Custard (
there vicker ) they happily got married.
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