No Life Without Cats

Ian Flynn continued to walk on the damp grass below him. He had forgot to take his wellys so he was wearing his new nike trainers. As the falling rain started to get worst, he zipped up his coat and ran towards mcdonalds. When he started to hear rubbish music, he realised that he was close. Once he had reached the famous greasy fast food shop, he took a deep breath in relief and started to lick his lips. Quickly, he went into McDonalds and ordered the vegertarian option. Excitedly, Ian tucked into his vegetable wrap. As he left the warm fast food restarurant, he saw some beautiful ladies staring and laughing at him. “Look at him, he’s shorter than me, “ shouted one of the ladies in a group of 4 hapilly. Ian looked at them, pretended to laugh and walked away. Ian was 5ft 4 and was definitely embaressed about it. He never had a human girlfriend as every female that he ever met was taller than him. A couple of months later, Ian decided to live with someone else- who would not necceralily be a human. A cat. He got a cat called Rhuabarb. A gourgous caramel coloured kitten that pured to wake Ian up every single morning. Years and years and years went by and as those years went by, Ian got more and more cats. As Ian got more and more attracted to cats, he decided to meet another cat person like himself. He met a lady who had white cat called Rodney, a man with two ginger cats, one called Peter and one called Henry, he met a university student who didn’t have any cats but she wanted some and then he met a lady who was his age, his height and had 2 cute little kittens. After months of seeing this lovely women, he realised that he loved her. So after knowing her for 3 years, instead of asking her to go out with him, them and the 6 cats had a day together and during that day Ian and Flora got married. Thanks to Custard ( there vicker ) they happily got married.

Meow

A Day In The Life

I have a love for writing stories so this is the place where I can share my stories. So the following story ( written by myself ) is called A Day In The Life.

"Meow, Meow," meowed Rodders loudly.
"Shut Up !" shouted Phil Plasterer.
"Meow, Meow," replied the hungry cat.
An old lady called Helen came down the stairs, holding her phone playing words with friends with her intelligent daughter Tess.  Then there was a loud bang but then Tess told everyone that she was only opening her crisps. Later that day, frontline was put on the naughty cat ( Rodders ) to remove his fleas. Just before Tess went to bed that day, Helen discovered some recent purchases in the bin.
" PHIL PLASTERER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ? " she yelled. As Phil couldn't be bothered to speak, he sent Helen a text which said " i hav don nothin i am going to jim now c you late." A couple of minutes later he texted her saying " i have done nothing i am going to jim now c you late. "

While Helen watched a programme with her daughter the two of them heard a stomp.
"Oh no, dad's home, " complained Tess.